How To Tell When Someone Just Get Laid

 

Written by Jennifer Cullen of TheStir

Did you know that just by walking down the street, or across the office, people may be able to figure out that you've gotten laid?
Because having a vaginal orgasm does more than just put a little pep in your step. It actually causes you to walk differently, with a longer stride and a greater pelvic rotation.
In an European study, trained sexologists (nice job title) were able to pick out, with an 81 percent accuracy, which women had an orgasm just by watching them walk.
But that's not the only way someone can tell if a woman has had sex.
Here are a few others:

The Glow:
There’s a scientific reason for us getting the flushed in the cheeks look after sex -- more blood flow -- but what about that aura of calm that seems to float around us after the fact?
It happens.
Recently, my husband and I went on a post-coital grocery store trip and ran in to some friends. The wife remarked to me, “You’re glowing,” with a little wink and a nod.
The Cat Who Ate The Canary Grin:
This is also known as the Smirking Smile and if you see a woman looking sideways with this look on her face, you’ll know, yep, she just got laid.
She has a secret that's making her go through her day with a sense of fulfillment. Because, seriously, nobody is that happy unless they just had sex with a happy ending.
The Wet Spot:
I know this is gross but getting seminal moisture leaking through to your pants can be an unfortunate byproduct of having sex, at least if you don’t use a condom or your partner doesn’t pull out.
And it's not one of the good ways you would want someone to be able to tell that you recently had sex.
Wearing a pad post-intercourse can help prevent this -- just sayin'.
The Unflappably Buoyant Mood:
A post-intercourse rise in endorphins can give you a fresh perspective on the annoyances of every day life: Go ahead, honk at me because I’m going too slow.
Cut in front of me in the check-out line at the store.
And let my kids scream at each other while they argue over who gets to sit in the front seat on the way to school.
I. Don’t. Care.
Thanks to a little early morning sunrise surprise, nothing is going to put me in a bad mood.
So, what's different about you after you've had sex?

During the week, Complex magazine released their "Top 50 Albums of 2013" list.
Wale's latest album 'The Gifted' didn't make the cut and dude didn't take it too kindly.
In fact, the rapper called up the magazine and in the loudest, most insane phone call ever heard after Kanye, threatened to come down to their offices and personally KNOCK people out.
According to ComplexMag, their staff took the call, and spoke to Wale for less than three minutes.
In those three minutes, Wale claimed that staff members at Complex had a personal bias against him, then started shouting and making threats.
“At this point, you know it’s got to be personal," he said.
"You telling me it’s not personal. It's like a bold face lie. To be omitted from every type of list that y’all do or be at the bottom of it or every type of way that y’all can omit me, ya will.”
Staff told him it was not a personal thing. Wale cut him off.
“You mean to tell me Juicy J album better than mine?” he said, his voice rising. “Is that what you trying to tell me?”
He did not give the staff a chance to answer.
Staff tried to explain how their lists are formulated, Wale cut him off:
"I swear to God I’ll come to that office and start knocking n****s the fuck out," he screamed.
Staff tried to talk to him calmly.
"Alright," Wale said. "I'll see y'all tomorrow. Get the security ready."
Then he hung up on staff.
After Complex Magazine released the phone call, Wale eventually responded to the recording with an Instagram video making fun of himself.